How to Rule the WorldYou be my Pikachu and I'll be Ash
Then Ponyta evolves to Rapidash!
Mankey ain't got squat on Kangaskhan,
But he'll still beat your ass like Jackie Chan.
You may think your Raichu is tough,
Bro you obviously haven't met my Jigglypuff.
She's got skills that you ain't even seen,
Better watch out or she'll go for your spleen.
Spleen? Spleen!? My Nido is a Queen,
Double Kicking Puffball's since 1993!
Beat her with some Ice? Yeah, you won't last...
I'll melt that Chilly monster with some Fire Blast!
Fire blast ae? Now we're talkin,
You may want to level up though,
Jigglypuff's still walkin.
When she sings, she'll put you to sleep,
And once you wake up, you'll be in for a treat.
Treat's the right word, so you might want some help,
My Snorlax's gonna eat that Puff in one giant Gulp!
My Nidoqueen's still fine, though tattooed squiggly black,
Next time you see poor Jigglypuff, she'll be comin' out of Snorlax's crack
We'll beat you down Esther
If you continue to pester
Battle's on girl